By Ed (Barbarosa) on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 - 07:49 pm: Edit PostA rooster is getting ready to retire from his gig at the Farm....he sent the word out to some young roosters to come up and audition for the gig....the first young rooster comes up and scats the bird solo on Night in Tunisia.....nothing happens the sun doesn't come up no dogs start barking..........the next young rooster comes up and does Trane's solo on "Giant Steps'.........still nothing happens...a third rooster comes up and does Ornette's thing on "Ramblin'' still nothing happens....Finally the Old Rooster says, why you sad motherfuckers , and clears his throat gives a little cough and cry's out COCK A DOODLE DO >>>> COCK A DOODLE DO >>>>>. the sun comes up dogs start barking the farmer wakes up and all the rest.....The old rooster looks at younger ones and says...I TOLD YOU SAD MUTHA' FUCKS YA GOTTA LEARN THE STANDARDS FIRST !!
By Never Trust A Drummer!! (Rob_the_drummer) on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 - 11:04 pm: Edit Postnice post glad to read your stuff
Peace
RTD
By Pelle Lindstad (Lodbrok) on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 - 01:20 am: Edit PostGood one, Ed !
By BEW(Brown Eyed Woman) (Cnmn) on Friday, January 29, 2010 - 11:42 am: Edit PostLOVE THIS!
By garygonebananas (Gr8fulgary) on Friday, January 29, 2010 - 01:28 pm: Edit Postmost excellent. i shall steal it and share amongst all my musician pals. they'll think i'm one funny motherfucker.
By judit (Treat_island) on Friday, January 29, 2010 - 01:59 pm: Edit PostGood advice.
By Dirty Dingus McGee's (Headlight) on Friday, July 16, 2010 - 07:49 pm: Edit PostBump! I missed this one the first go round, but good one Ed!